Symptoms: daydreaming about cuddles, sudden smiling, suspiciously warm cheeks when certain person messages, and inability to stop thinking about someone adorable.
Prescription (follow daily until fully cured):
One picture every day of something that makes you smile. i.e. you.
Two surprise messages per day containing compliments, silly nicknames, or bad jokes.
One warm hug and one hand-hold session (duration: as long as necessary).
One on-demand late-night conversation when the other needs it.
One shared snack or dessert every week (chocolate recommended).
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Dr. Jhatka, Chief of Sappy Affairs
Signature: ___Dr. Jhatka___
Note: This document is for charming pranks and romantic gestures only. Not a real medical record. For emergency affectionate care, call the issuer immediately. 😉