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Report of Severe Deficiency in Blood

Patient: Shivang Gupta
Issued by: Dr. Jhatka
Date: 29/10/2025
Diagnosis:
Severe Love Deficiency in Blood
Symptoms: daydreaming about cuddles, sudden smiling, suspiciously warm cheeks when certain person messages, and inability to stop thinking about someone adorable.
Prescription (follow daily until fully cured):
  1. One picture every day of something that makes you smile. i.e. you.
  2. Two surprise messages per day containing compliments, silly nicknames, or bad jokes.
  3. One warm hug and one hand-hold session (duration: as long as necessary).
  4. One on-demand late-night conversation when the other needs it.
  5. One shared snack or dessert every week (chocolate recommended).
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Dr. Jhatka, Chief of Sappy Affairs
Signature: ___Dr. Jhatka___
Note: This document is for charming pranks and romantic gestures only. Not a real medical record. For emergency affectionate care, call the issuer immediately. 😉